October 8, 2012 11:27 AM PDT
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says to the social worker, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Sir your timing is excellent;
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
* You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes.
* All your clothing will be provided.
* Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
* You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
* You will have to satisfy all her sexual urges.
* You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.
* Your starting salary will be $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're teasing me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
October 10, 2012 2:58 PM PDT
Left out one thing: she's uglier than a mud fence after a hailstorm.
October 10, 2012 3:27 PM PDT
lol...good one
October 11, 2012 1:50 AM PDT
Good one! Lmao.
October 12, 2012 2:39 PM PDT
I need a job upgrade
