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  • ivetret I tried to create the Springfield Mile as an event but there was no place to upload a photo and no submit button.  ADMIN????
    July 31, 2016
    • Lucky Just tested from 2 different phones and 2 different browsers on computer and event add and photo worked fine ???
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  • ivetret I'm selling my 250.  http://centralil.ebayclassifieds.com/motorcycles-scooters/chatham/1989-yamaha-virago-route-66-special-ed-9k/?ad=44521258
    July 25, 2016
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    December 16, 2013
    I hear voices
  • ivetret posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    December 1, 2013
    Hell Yeah, I wrote it!!
    A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar; stinking of whiskey, cigarettes and stale beer His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the...  more A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar; stinking of whiskey, cigarettes and stale beer His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. "I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was an F-4 driver, flying off the Attack Carrier Oriskany back in 'Nam, but when they retired the Phantom all the thrill was gone, and soon they cashed me in as well. I learned to play the piano at Officer's Club happy hours, so here I am." The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try. The seedy pilot staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered at the old man. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced.What followed was a rhapsody of soaring...    less
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    November 8, 2013
    A widowed Jewish lady
    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book...  moreA widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her...    less
  • ivetret posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    November 8, 2013
    A widowed Jewish lady
    A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book...  moreA widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her...    less
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Lady Bikers:
    November 8, 2013
    picking up a fallen heavy bike
    I'm a fan of Mixed Martial Arts, and I know HD is a big advertiser for the Ultimate Fighting championship. Last night the competitors on the Ultimate Fighter show went to see some HDs (An HD is one of the prizes for the show winners and their...  moreI'm a fan of Mixed Martial Arts, and I know HD is a big advertiser for the Ultimate Fighting championship. Last night the competitors on the Ultimate Fighter show went to see some HDs (An HD is one of the prizes for the show winners and their coach .) UFC Women's Champ Rhonda Rousey, one of coaches,  picked up a fallen Harley Davidson with proper technique and pretty good form after being shown how on last night's Ultimate Fighter show. If you didn't know how to do it, it was and is worth seeing.  less
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    October 22, 2013
    post a funny pic !!!!
    post a funny picture....just for a laff..........
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    October 1, 2013
    Ole and Sven
    Ole and Sven were  drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day  the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to  do.   Ole said, "I vish ve  had somethin...  more Ole and Sven were  drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day  the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to  do.   Ole said, "I vish ve  had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can  drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour  themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely  smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he  feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!  The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"  Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel  great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss  great stuff -- no hangover, nothin....    less
  • ivetret posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    October 1, 2013
    Ole and Sven
    Ole and Sven were  drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day  the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to  do.   Ole said, "I vish ve  had somethin...  more Ole and Sven were  drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Minneapolis and one day  the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to  do.   Ole said, "I vish ve  had somethin ta drink!" Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can  drink dat jet fuel and get a buzz. Ya vanna try it?" So they pour  themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely  smashed. Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he  feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!  The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"  Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?" Sven says, "I feel  great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?" Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss  great stuff -- no hangover, nothin....    less
  • ivetret replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:
    September 30, 2013
    I hear voices
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Wreaths Across America for Illinois

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ABATE Swap Meet

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13th Annual Veterans Benefit & Appreciation Run

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American Legion 73 in Taylorville
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  • ivetret
    • 2 posts
    Posted in the topic Funny Pics in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    May 26, 2018 5:56 PM PDT

  • ivetret
    • 2 posts
    Posted in the topic can i show this .. in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    December 20, 2016 8:11 AM PST

     

     

    Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

    Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer? A: Puddle.

    Q: How do snowmen get around? A: They ride an icicle.

    Q: What do you call a snowman in the tropics? A: Lost.

    Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

    Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake.

     

    Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snow-blower coming.

    Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

    Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Snowflakes.

    Q: What did one snowman say to the other? A: Do you smell carrots?

    Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

    Q: What’s the difference between snowmen and snow-ladies? A: Snowballs.

    click for snow man jokes

     

  • ivetret
    • 2 posts
    Posted in the topic I hear voices in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    December 16, 2013 2:41 PM PST
    Don't piss off the voices
  • ivetret
    • 2 posts
    Posted in the topic Hell Yeah, I wrote it!! in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    December 1, 2013 12:23 PM PST

    A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar; stinking of whiskey, cigarettes and stale beer His hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender.

    "I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was an F-4 driver, flying off the Attack Carrier Oriskany back in 'Nam, but when they retired the Phantom all the thrill was gone, and soon they cashed me in as well. I learned to play the piano at Officer's Club happy hours, so here I am."
    The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, why not give him a try.

    The seedy pilot staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered at the old man. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced.What followed was a rhapsody of soaring music unlike anything heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn't a dry eye in the place.


    The bartender took the old fighter pilot a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played.


    It's called "Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I'm Going Balls To The Wall For You" he said. After a long pull from the beer, leaving it empty, he said, "I wrote it myself."
    The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player just went on into a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished, the fighter pilot acknowledged the applause, downed a second proffered mug, and told the crowd the song was called, "Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Light."


    He then launched into another mesmerizing song and everyone in the room was enthralled. He announced that it was the latest rendition of his song, "Spread 'em Baby, It's Foggy Out Tonight and I Need To See The Centerline," excused himself and headed for the john.


    When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, "Hey, fly boy, the job is yours; but, do you know your fly is open and your pecker is hanging out?"
    "Know it?," the old fighter pilot replied, "Hell yeah, I wrote it!"

     

  • ivetret
    • 2 posts
    Posted in the topic A widowed Jewish lady in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes
    November 8, 2013 12:10 PM PST
    No, I missed something. LOL
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