October 20, 2012 7:13 AM PDT
I gotta remember that one about the dog food.
I have been known to pull a fast one or two.
I really love doing it when I act like people are not listening but I know they really are.
One of my fav's when I call my wife while in a public place.
"I your husband home?" Of course he isn't, he is me.
I then continue with, "Ok, I'll be there in a bit"
Sometimes I throw in a, "But he will never catch me because I always know where he is."
It is always funny to watch jaws drop. And then the whispers start.
Ya, really gotta watch us old guys because we will mess with your mind.
Ahhh, what old guys will do for fun.