There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting Goods store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my purchase of a handgun and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
 
While making a mental note to complain to government about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
 
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
 
They need to be more clear with their instructions to Seniors!

Nice

Sounded like pretty clear instructions to me !

now that is some funny she-it! Thanx for the share!