You know the Honeymoon is over when: you are cutting you husband's hair,...( topless)...and he says: "move over, so I can watch the Military Channel".

If I could get any female to cut my hair topless (wife or otherwise), I promise I would NEVER be watching the tv.
I have been married for 32 years and them there funbags still fascinate me. LOL

Wait just a minute here....in my defense it was the best of the best feature of the all time Fighter Aircraft in the world. Oh what the hell .....there is no out for me on this one.........Help!!!
Night Dragon

lol. Dont say the Honeymoon is over!!!

I need a haircut!

   I think you are in deep on that one brother!At least she seems to be taking it with a little bit of humor

Night Dragon....when you are in a hole stop digging ............

boobies man....B...O...O..B...I..E..S......AND YOU ASKED HER TO MOVE!

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRIGGIN MIND????

angeleyes he must have had too much sun, he suffered a mamatary(sic) lapse in sanity, he short circuited!

I don't know , man lots and lots of GROVELING for a while......

DEAD MAN WALKING! LMAO!

My guess is no more damn haircuts with the entertainment included.
Just saying...

LOL

His hair is down to his ass now, needless to say!

I told my wife why don't you put a post on here............Shit the very first post and it had to be about this???!!!
I had rather shave my head with a cheese grader.....than go on with this pain.
By the way my hair is down to my ass now.
Dragon

 laughing about this one......your killing me     ..Dragon / Angel
eyes

  You are funny as hell Dyna!

Well, blow a beautiful woman like that off in that manner, cut your own damn hair! lol
But be sure you screw it up, so she'll feel sorry for your lame self, she'll then say she'll fix it and you can BEG BEG BEG for her to pleasse cut it like she used to, beautiful woman love of your life, perfection that she is, topless!
Steph

ok.........I get it now!!!!!
Dragon

I really meant to be helping you dig OUT of that hole hon, truly! Will put the truck away and stop driving tho, okay? Atleast for tnite

no, keep it up...

i HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR ANGELEYES? DO THOSE BOOTS COME WITH SPURS FOR RIDIN AND IF SO HAVE THEY BEEN SHARPENED????

i'm just completely confused, was there a beer nearby? if so, man what were you thinking? you had the tri-fecta!

Man did you bessed up. try begging her to cut it again the way she used too.

If it makes everybody feel better I did spent a small amount of time in the dog house for that stunt.

The humble Dragon

WOW... topless haircut..... Wish I had hair.......

I cannot believe Hambone hasn't taken his complimenary shot at my ass on this one.

Night Dragon

Damn Dragon, you were talkin when you should have been droolin!