Forums » Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes

Back To Topics

Poor Cat !

  • highrisk
    • Moderator
    • 1364 posts
    July 6, 2010 7:38 AM PDT
    A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... 

    Enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less panties?" 

    "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. 

    "Thank God for that... I thought you were sitting on the cat. 

    He never heard the gunshot.
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    July 6, 2010 7:39 AM PDT
    MEOW...
  • Deleted Member
    • 1780 posts
    July 6, 2010 7:55 AM PDT
    LMAO
  • badirish
    July 6, 2010 8:05 AM PDT
    Now thats funny!!
  • TACO
    July 6, 2010 8:14 AM PDT
    and thats when the fight started.....
  • Deleted Member
    July 6, 2010 8:29 AM PDT
    Yeah!!!
  • RexTheRoadDog
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    July 6, 2010 9:29 AM PDT
    So!!?? That must be why cats are called pussies???!!!???
  • BlvdCruiser
    • 2072 posts
    July 6, 2010 10:00 AM PDT
    Same wife, different day................ Comes walking out of the bedroom wearing nothing but a pair of crotchless undies. Takes one look at her husband, points down and says "Ya want some of this" ??? He takes one look, shakes his head and says "HELL NO, look what it done did to yer underbritches" !!!!! And again, he never heard the shot fired !!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Seakers
    • 1161 posts
    July 6, 2010 12:08 PM PDT
    lmao!
  • Deleted Member
    July 6, 2010 12:46 PM PDT
    does this apply?
  • DebraJo
    • Moderator
    • 1516 posts
    July 6, 2010 2:17 PM PDT
    she must not be as "fluffy"
  • Deleted Member
    July 6, 2010 2:27 PM PDT
    no further comment from the peanuts gallery
  • Deleted Member
    • 413 posts
    July 6, 2010 2:33 PM PDT
    I'd like a look for a more insightful opinion; but, like the kitty, it is warm and furry...or....at least warm and sometimes furry
  • Deleted Member
    July 6, 2010 2:36 PM PDT
    no comment, again.
  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    July 6, 2010 3:17 PM PDT
    Keep digging that hole Blaine. Ha, Ha, Ha.
  • Deleted Member
    • 413 posts
    July 6, 2010 3:22 PM PDT
    badinfluence1968 wrote...
    no comment, again.


    Geeeeeeesh! and I was looking forward to yer upward focused thoughts on the subject......
  • Deleted Member
    • 413 posts
    July 6, 2010 3:23 PM PDT
    Hollywood wrote...
    Keep digging that hole Blaine. Ha, Ha, Ha.

    ..........

  • Deleted Member
    July 6, 2010 3:39 PM PDT
    FxrDude wrote...
    Hollywood wrote...
    Keep digging that hole Blaine. Ha, Ha, Ha.

    ..........

     

    he ain't skeered!
  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    July 6, 2010 11:58 PM PDT
    Yeah, but sometimes that's not a good thing. Lol
  • Deleted Member
    July 7, 2010 12:00 AM PDT
    hence not too many comments from the peanuts gallery over hear
  • RexTheRoadDog
    • Moderator
    • 19067 posts
    July 7, 2010 12:16 AM PDT
    badinfluence1968 wrote...
    does this apply?
    It must be one of those Brazillian Hairless types...
  • Deleted Member
    • 413 posts
    July 7, 2010 12:56 AM PDT
    Hollywood wrote...
    Yeah, but sometimes that's not a good thing. Lol

    Yep, there;s a fine line at the border of stooopid; and, I've been accused of crossing it sometimes 

  • highrisk
    • Moderator
    • 1364 posts
    July 7, 2010 3:12 AM PDT
    you know what they say " Big cats are very dangerous, But a little pussy never hurt anyone" !
  • TACO
    July 7, 2010 3:16 AM PDT
  • badirish
    July 7, 2010 3:32 AM PDT
    Remember Fritz the Cat from years ago!! Now there was a cat!!!