Breakfast

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    July 18, 2010 7:39 AM PDT

     

    Morning Sex

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she normally sleeps in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


  • g
    July 18, 2010 7:42 AM PDT
    aaaaaaaaaahh ha ,llf
  • July 18, 2010 7:51 AM PDT
    Talk about fast food.
  • g
    July 18, 2010 8:00 AM PDT
    waz gid .lol
  • July 18, 2010 8:21 AM PDT
    Yeah but, don't start thinking about taking an hour.... They'll bitch and gripe!
  • July 18, 2010 8:24 AM PDT
    LOL...
  • g
    July 18, 2010 9:02 AM PDT
    misty ...u done to ur heed ??
  • g
    July 18, 2010 9:02 AM PDT
    ur hairs black now ??
  • July 26, 2010 10:47 AM PDT
    OK!
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    July 26, 2010 12:21 PM PDT
    Yeah, Laura uses me for the same thing, except it's to time the turkey at Thanksgiving
    • 212 posts
    July 26, 2010 12:44 PM PDT
    LOL
  • August 1, 2010 12:55 PM PDT
    Lucky - warms the turkey in the microwave, eh?
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    August 1, 2010 3:13 PM PDT
    Lucky wrote...
    Yeah, Laura uses me for the same thing, except it's to time the turkey at Thanksgiving






    Are you sure shes not cooking a pre- cooked GAME HEN !!!!!!
     

  • August 1, 2010 3:15 PM PDT
    that egg would be BURNT!
  • August 1, 2010 3:45 PM PDT
    that egg would be BURNT!

    kitchen full of smoke!!! LOL
  • August 1, 2010 3:46 PM PDT
    Does that include 1, 2, 3 and foreplays before the 5 play? Should start the turkey then. When you are retired what is the rush? Dennys serves breakfast any time of day..Same as here at home..
  • August 2, 2010 5:29 AM PDT
    I tell my XYL some of these jokes. I thought this one was OK but not exceptional. She LHAO. She related to it far better than I would have liked her to.
  • August 2, 2010 8:33 AM PDT
    Eggs would have been hard boiled, takes 7 minutes, LOL.