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• wayneh901 replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  March 16, 2012

  Free Class's !!!

  Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By April 15, 2011 !!!! NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM....  moreFall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By April 15, 2011 !!!! NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks,...    less
• wayneh901 posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  May 3, 2011

  Sister Ruth

  Preacher: “We must learn to live with everyone even our enemies. Is there anyone here who doesn’t have enemies?” Sister Ruth: Raises her hand Preacher: “Sister Ruth. That is amazing! You must come to the...  morePreacher: “We must learn to live with everyone even our enemies. Is there anyone here who doesn’t have enemies?” Sister Ruth: Raises her hand Preacher: “Sister Ruth. That is amazing! You must come to the pulpit and tell the rest of us how you managed to achieve this feet.” Sister Ruth: Quite elderly, walking with a cane, Ruth slowly approached the pulpit. She got in front of the microphone and said “I out lived the Bs!!!”  
• wayneh901 replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  March 18, 2011

  Clean Living!
• wayneh901 replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  March 4, 2011

  I Knew It!!

  Just doing what we can for mens health! Ladies, Do you think the opposite holds true for us? lol Stare at boobs for longer life: Study | TheMedGuru A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's...  moreJust doing what we can for mens health! Ladies, Do you think the opposite holds true for us? lol Stare at boobs for longer life: Study | TheMedGuru A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy. According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years. She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female Read the rest of the story here...  less
• wayneh901 replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  January 14, 2011

  Try this & get back to me

  Who knows, this might even be a true story ONLY  A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our...  moreWho knows, this might even be a true story ONLY  A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I  came across was a 100,000-volt,  pocket/purse-sized Tazer. The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat  to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home.. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button  and pressed it against a metal surface at the  same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain...    less
• wayneh901 posted a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  January 14, 2011

  What Attracted Her?

  While riding solo I find that my mind wanders. I started thinking about my wife and how lucky I was that she married me. Then I wondered what attracted her to me (I know it wasn’t money). So I asked my wife if she was attracted to my...  moreWhile riding solo I find that my mind wanders. I started thinking about my wife and how lucky I was that she married me. Then I wondered what attracted her to me (I know it wasn’t money). So I asked my wife if she was attracted to my chiseled face or to my muscular physique. She said it was my sense of humor that attracted her.  
• wayneh901 replied to a topic in the forum Biker/Motorcycle Humor & Jokes:

  December 9, 2010

  Grandpa

  My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked,  "What's his name?" "Grandpa." The guard...  more My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The guard asked,  "What's his name?" "Grandpa." The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?" The little guy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."