August 31, 2010 1:23 AM PDT
An 85-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Bob, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
Bob replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof!, the light goes off.
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Bob's wife. ' Sandy ,' he says, Bob is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and, poof!, the light goes on in the bathroom and when he's done, poof!, the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Sandy exclaims. 'He's peeing in the refrigerator again!'
August 31, 2010 3:45 AM PDT
HAHAHA!! Love it!
August 31, 2010 8:19 AM PDT
Cool...........we've all done it
August 31, 2010 8:27 AM PDT
Cool...........we've all done it
hell im still doing it...but normaly end up with a cold beer in one hand...
August 31, 2010 8:34 AM PDT
August 31, 2010 8:51 AM PDT
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!