Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her
father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ''Absolutely not!  I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'' A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear... I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

They seem to be able to do more than get even, they get a head. Be careful..

Choc, you are the greatest!!!! May your hugz never end!!!

Aw thanks Rufcut - I will NEVER stop with the hugs - they're one of the most precious gifts you can give. Whether your happy or low a hug makes life worthwhile

Extra BIG hug for ya

Yea I owe you a hug, or you owe me one, or something like that.
Night Dragon

My hugs aren't owed Night Dragon LOL - they're just given to friends and family and anyone who might need them (and even imposed on the odd stranger sometimes who wonders what this mad woman is up to!!! lol)

Here's an EXTRA EXTRA  BIG HUG -  just for you my friend     

Decapitation

Women will "dress to kill"

Too bad we can't put our kills on the wall too...

Ooooh, That hurts!!!! LOL