September 28, 2010 12:04 AM PDT
This has my vote for best senior joke in a long time!!
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They
couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would
just walk home.
On
the way home he stopped at the hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of
paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and
a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem - how to carry
his entire purchases home.
While
he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she
was lost. She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'
The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to that house
I would walk you there but I can't carry this lot.' The old lady suggested,
'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.
Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose
in your other hand?' 'Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded
to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.
We'll be there in no time.'
The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said,
'I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me.. How do I know that when
we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt,
and have your way with me?' The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm
carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world
could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?' The old lady replied,
'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the paint on top of the
bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.
September 28, 2010 3:27 AM PDT
Gotta love those old gals.. they know just what to do!!!
September 28, 2010 5:19 AM PDT
September 28, 2010 5:24 AM PDT
Your right on that one.
Thanks
September 28, 2010 5:43 AM PDT
What town is that farmer from anyway? Just asking because thats where I would like to spend my retirment years.
September 28, 2010 3:37 PM PDT
thats damn funny! old lady jokes never get old
I'm with you Taco !