$7.00 SEX

  • October 12, 2010 1:23 AM PDT
    An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
    The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
    The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
    The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

    When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'



    He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.


    The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

    This happens several weeks in a row

    The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

    Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'


    The man says, 'We're not trying to find out an ything.

    She's married; so we can't go to her house.

    I'm married; and we can't go to my house.

    The Holiday Inn charges $98.

    The Hilton charges $139.

    We do it here for $50, and
    Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.


  • October 12, 2010 3:10 AM PDT
    Smart seniors! thats funny
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    • 1516 posts
    October 12, 2010 3:45 AM PDT
    Alrighty then Highrisk, don't be getting any ideas!!
    • 1066 posts
    October 12, 2010 6:57 AM PDT

    Ya gotta do what ya can to make ends meet!  

  • g
    October 12, 2010 7:13 AM PDT
    LLF.
    • 580 posts
    October 12, 2010 7:55 AM PDT
       Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional - especially when you can take care of the pennies

    ROFL
    • 58 posts
    October 12, 2010 9:05 AM PDT
    chocmintz wrote...
       Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional - especially when you can take care of the pennies

    ROFL









      I refuse to grow old!!!!  

    • 1 posts
    October 13, 2010 12:29 AM PDT
    gotta love that Medicare
    • 580 posts
    October 13, 2010 6:11 AM PDT
    Steven wrote...
    gotta love that Medicare


    We don't have it here so I'd have to find alernative contributions hee hee
  • April 24, 2013 11:30 PM PDT
    medicare for cheap sex , now that's using your head !
    • 11 posts
    April 24, 2013 11:53 PM PDT
    chocmintz wrote...
       Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional - especially when you can take care of the pennies

    ROFL


    LMAO!
    • 2685 posts
    April 25, 2013 12:11 AM PDT
    Who says you can't have fun on a fixed income. 8^)
    • 48 posts
    April 25, 2013 4:51 AM PDT
    Heck yea ! Managing a fixed income for sure ! Good laugh !
    • 9 posts
    April 25, 2013 11:26 AM PDT
    Love that! Only someone who's "wise" knows them kinda tricks..

    Muahahahahaaaa!

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    Tweek