October 12, 2010 1:23 AM PDT
An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row
The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out an ything.
She's married; so we can't go to her house.
I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98.
The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and
Medicare pays $43 of it, leaving my net cost of $7.
October 12, 2010 3:10 AM PDT
Smart seniors! thats funny
October 12, 2010 3:45 AM PDT
Alrighty then Highrisk, don't be getting any ideas!!
October 12, 2010 6:57 AM PDT
Ya gotta do what ya can to make ends meet!
October 12, 2010 7:13 AM PDT
LLF.
October 12, 2010 7:55 AM PDT
Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional - especially when you can take care of the pennies
ROFL
October 12, 2010 9:05 AM PDT
October 13, 2010 12:29 AM PDT
gotta love that Medicare
October 13, 2010 6:11 AM PDT
We don't have it here so I'd have to find alernative contributions hee hee
April 24, 2013 11:30 PM PDT
medicare for cheap sex , now that's using your head !
April 24, 2013 11:53 PM PDT
Growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional - especially when you can take care of the pennies
ROFL
LMAO!
April 25, 2013 12:11 AM PDT
Who says you can't have fun on a fixed income. 8^)
April 25, 2013 4:51 AM PDT
Heck yea ! Managing a fixed income for sure ! Good laugh !
April 25, 2013 11:26 AM PDT
Love that! Only someone who's "wise" knows them kinda tricks..
Muahahahahaaaa!
Ride Free
Tweek