December 5, 2010 3:17 AM PST
This is for the older of us that can't remember things so well.............
An old lady approaches a stock boy in a food store stocking ice cream, and says....young man may I have some Chocolate Ice Cream. The boy replies I'm sorry mam we don't have any Chocolate Ice Cream today. Five minutes she is back again at the Ice Cream area.....Son could you reach in there and give me a 1/2 gal of Chocolate Ice Cream. The stock Boy trying to be polite says.......were out of Chocolate Ice Cream. Oh thank you.
Six minutes later here she comes again.......Sonny have any Chocolate Ice Cream........The young lad stands up and says......Mam can you vision the word "VAN" in vanilla......sure I can....well can you vision the word "STRAW" in strawberry.......of course. How about can you vision the word "FU*&" in Chocolate........she replies.......there's no FU*$ in Chocolate....................That's what the hell I'm been trying to tell you!!! There is no FU*$ing Chocolate!!!!!!!
the forgetful Dragon
