Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be  available in liquid form, and will be marketed  by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for  use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
 Obviously we can no longer call this a soft  drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of  "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

 Pepsi will market  the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
 
 Thought for the day:

There is more money being spent  on breast implants and Viagra today than on  Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.