March 15, 2011 9:33 AM PDT
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass. . .” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear w ith every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'Yo u can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' I don't know, he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!'
March 15, 2011 10:39 AM PDT
Ohhhh damn, that's fuuuuunnnnny!
March 15, 2011 10:52 AM PDT
lol
March 15, 2011 11:46 AM PDT
UGH OH!
March 15, 2011 1:54 PM PDT
Funny
March 16, 2011 4:39 AM PDT
LMAO (o:
March 16, 2011 10:14 AM PDT
Thats an ass whopping in the makings
March 16, 2011 4:12 PM PDT
And the rest of the ass woopings begin!
March 17, 2011 12:58 AM PDT
Then there was a new member of the red ass club. Thanks for the chuckle
March 22, 2011 3:34 PM PDT
That's laugh out loud funny....lol...
March 22, 2011 4:21 PM PDT
rednecks, we're everywhere!
