Fall Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By April 15, 2011 !!!!

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined 

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

Shit mate..I gotta feelin this is gonna hurt alittle..CHEERS goodluck with that BOOF

WOW this is so funny

That is great! But I'm not sending it out. I don't have a death wish! LOL!!!

My favorite #9 ..yeah incredible huh??..my "better half" thought this was funny as hell..go figure ehh??..yeah I still have one in spite of all my attempts to piss her off !!!

I'm surprised there's not one titled "How to go to the Restroom alone.... Fear not, You CAN !"
These are too funny.....

Hey ladys its not too late to sign up for spring class'sjust post me a check & I'll take care of all those pesky forms

HA!!! Too funny!!

The worst part is its all so true!!!!!! Loved it. OHH SHIT THE WIFES COMING. Gotta find some porn so she dosent FREEK OUT>>>>

Lol how did I miss this 11 months ago?!?! Haha

Couldnt help myself was browsing some of the oldies & this one definitely brings a chuckle or twoseriously gurls its just a joke : )

that's why I live alone I don't have to train any one how to live in Tumbles world....................lOL! cute have a great one! "T"

Love the humor! I especially like the one about the toilet seat. At the end of a How I Met Your Mother episode came, "Bro code #139 A bro always leaves the seat up for another bro."
It all averages out. I've received funny emails on stuff about men. Good one!

Judging by the size of the font, I'm only guessin' here, but...You feel pretty strongly about all this, then, eh? LOL
 I know all of us women probably recognized at least ONE of those classes, we shoulda signed up for.  Uh-hum, I'm not sayin' which one, but you know, I could've sworn I saw the corresponding men's classes...

FALL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Registration Deadline September 1.  Have your Wife fill out the forms and return with class fee's.
Due to the fact that NO WOMEN will be in attendance, bring your Blackberry

Class 1-- IT'S MORE THAN NODDING, DUMBASS
                  How to hold a real conversation.  (Cue Cards not included)

Class 2--THE ART OF WAR
                  Knowing how to lose gracefully.

Class 3--KNOWING WHEN NOT TO ANSWER
                  There's no such animal.  Helpful hints on avoidance techniques. (No Refunds)

Class 4--PUTTING A GPS ON EVERYTHING
                 We'll show you how to find your socks, keys, phone, lucky shirt...etc.

Class 5--BRINGING UP THE SUBJECT OF A THREESOME
                 Are you freakin' kiddin' me??? We can't teach that.  Our wives would KILL US!!!
                 (We schedule a "hunting trip" -- wink, wink)

That's all I can remember.  Oh...wait, there's one more.

Class 6--HAVING THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB
                  Seriously,  we'll work with what you got...

Upon successful completion, all graduates will receive a 5 year subscription to Sports Illustrated.  And the number of good divorce attorney.


Just kiddin'...muahaahaaahaaaahaaaaa!!! 

Ride Free
TWEEK
                 

ROFLMAO Tweek " touche " for the ladys !!! where do I sign up for class #3 ???

C'mon now Blurp...sheeesh...You would think the guy would have learned by now eh???


Blurp...I shall spell it out for you mate, clearly, and in big bold letters, just to make sure you get it right, Right?..........


THERE IS NO ANSWER THAT WILL EVER BE A CORRECT ANSWER!!!!!


THEY ARE WOMEN!!!!!


All I do is ask what they think back at them mate, and then I go off to a corner and write a message to hand to them that states....."NO MATTER WHAT ANSWER I GIVE, IF ITS THE RIGHT ONE THEN GOOD.....IF ITS THE WRONG ANSWER I ''MEANT'' TO SAY THE OTHER ONE!!!!!"


Thats called DIPLOMACY Blurp.....


( Bwaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!! Did He Get A Slap Yet? )

Great Stuff!! I was gonna forward this but the abuse I would receive would put the toilet seat class to shame.

Just in case you ladys missed the fall schedule roflmao

Blurplebuzz should one or more of my ex's show up could you let me know when hand gun instructor will be there

buzz got balls or isn't married

Yep !!! Both LoL

of course this could explain my nil dating life in the last two years?!?!
Ladies have no sense of humor  
-running for cover !!!

I'm livin this......oh man..................................wife two daughters