April 14, 2011 5:18 AM PDT
The Wizard of Oz Today….
Admit it, everyone has wondered, at one time or another, what happened after Dorthy returned to Kansas………Well,
Dorothy married the Scarecrow.
They had six Children: Stalk, Kernel, Ear, Silk, Shuck, and Cob.
Stalk, Kernel, and Ear decided to remain in Kansas with their parents.
Silk, Shuck, and Cob returned to live in Oz where they have farms and grow wheat and poppies.
The Lion is still King of the Forest and remains single, althought the forest isn’t what it once was. Loggers ya know.
The Haunted Forest has been turned into an amusement park for the kids and the Munchkins.
Tin Man returned to the apple orchard in Oz, where…you guessed it….he got rained on again and rusted solid. Oh yeah,
he has replaced his ax with a top of the line chainsaw. He is waiting for anyone to come along the YB Road to lube him up.
Regretfully, Auntie Em passed away.
Two new witches have taken up residence in Oz, and are really tearing the Munchkins up. Flying monkeys are a constant torment to
Silk, Shuck, and Cob, who are trying hard to purchase some Stinger missles. They say they will deal with the problem, in one way
or another.
The Wizard has gone into semi-retirement and he now has an apprentice. He traded in his horse cart and now drives around Oz
in a fully equiped motor coach with a VT1300CS on the back (sorry all, but I’m writing this 
). He also has a lear jet parked at the
private airstrip next to his condo. The balloon just wasn’t cutting it any longer.
He has decided to remodel Emerald City.
The Emerald City guards have been replaced by a platoon of Swiss Guards. The uniform is camo field utilities and they all carry 1911
.45’s and MP5 Assault Rifles. The flying monkeys stay pretty much away from Emerald City.
He hooked up with the good witch of the North. They are living in a huge condo in the poppy field just outside Emerald City.
The Horse of a Different Color, with age, now pretty much stays a shade of gray (unless you piss him off!).
Over-flights of Emerald City on broomsticks have been banned. Arrival by Lear Jet and big bubbles is still allowed.
And last, but not least for this update, the Mayor of Munchkin Land has let slip that a remake of the origional movie is in the works. It will be in color AND 3D!
Soooooo…..We’re Off To See The Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Ozzzzzz!
April 14, 2011 8:01 AM PDT
I guess even Kansas isn't what it use to be. Thanks for the update. I also heard that the Scarecrow was writing a book titled "Ear to Ear my journey through the mind"
April 14, 2011 2:47 PM PDT
I have often wondered what happend to ole gang
..LOL
April 15, 2011 3:25 PM PDT
Never mind a remake of the original - just have ta to see this updated version on film (o:
The real story goes: Dorothy wanted to get some coke to help her get to the big O,so she ran off with a pimp she met on the road. He used and abused her, and when he got everything he wanted he cracked her on the head,and when she woke up she was in the hood.She worked in the local whore house for awhile,and when that got old the Madam sent her away,but gave her some jewels she could pawn if she needed some cash.She met 3 gang bangers on the road that told her they would help her get to the big O.They partied so much they started to crash,but did some dust and hit the road again.When they got into town the local hood told Dorothy she had to go to the other side of town for the good stuff.She hit the road again and didnt get far before she was jacked by a really mean Madam.She kept Dorothy locked up in a room and was cruel as hell.Dorothy's gang banger friends heard about Dorothy being locked up and beat every day so they busted her out,took out the cruel Madam,grabbed some thai stick and went back into town.Dorothy finnaly got to her big O,met up with her old pimp,and he flew her back to Kansas.
