GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa - half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe - well-developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain - very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece & gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all-conquering past.. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, and takes care of business. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada - cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet - wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran - ruled by a couple of nuts 


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LOL...this is hilarious!

Truer words have never been written!!!

Funny Stuff

  Good un

I AGREE!!!!

Yup - Been a world traveler w/o leaving the house

LMAO !

Now THAT was funny!!!!

That's a good one. I just love it when men appreciate women and can make you laugh too.

Yeah that was funny.

Yep, and we could all take a lesson from these things!

Dead on (do I dare say it, what the H$ll) Nuts.

Wife and I were in bed watching Who wants to be a Millionare. I asked her if she wanted to fool around a little she said no, I said is that your final answer she said yes so I asked if I could call a friend ? Doc said I'd heal but will have a perminate limp.