January 22, 2012 8:56 AM PST
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette decide to go hunting. The brunette heads out first, and comes back in a hour with a moose. When asked how she accomplished this, she said " I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, and killed the moose". Not to be outdone, the redhead leaves camp and returns in a few hours with a bear. When asked how she did it, she replied "I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, and I killed the bear". The blonde heads out determined to find her prey. Days later she returns bloody and badly beaten up. The other girls asked her what happened. She shrugged and said "I saw tracks, I followed the tracks, and I was hit by a train".