Seems like it shoulda been mustard, but it ain't...

must have been more strung out then he thought, but why was his motorcycle parked in front of the shrinks office?

His shrink invited him over ,and told him to bring that big thing he had on his shoulder so road over there and........................

said, "Temper's the one thing you can't get rid of, by losing it." and I said, What you talking 'bout Willis???

"I'm talkin bout that frilly black dress you have on, thinking it's gonna cover up the facts.....

That are in question during our session covering the events of the last few days....

"Oooo look you're wearing clogs!!!"

and do those clogs have chewing gum on the top? Oh No, its not chewing gum...its...

ASPARAGUS!?!?!

With a white sauce? and what is that sticking out of the pocket of that dress, is it a.....

a Pearl Neck Lace so now what?

What are you going to pull out of the OTHER pocket?

Ss he reaches inthat pocket he s thinking should i pull out the big...............

nipple twister?!?!?

...or the candy cane made with Bavarian sausage...

He couldn't decide so instead he choose to take a double shot of...

of double stuffed oreos he twisted the tops off and licked the creme filling and thought.........

"mmmmm, this reminds me of the girl I once knew who had a ..."

dairy cow who's fresh milk I drank right from the...............

Wally World carton, I wasn't sure but I thought it tasted like...

chocolate..........

But it wasn t chocolate it was Kalua humm haaaa now he's feeling mighty ...........

wobbly as he got back on his bike, then he saw a

used condom!