hanging out of his pocket, was it his? did he use it? or was it left there by the...

"lucky rubber" Fairy?

The "lucky rubber" Fairy was good at hiding used rubbers in peoples pockets to make them feel

Like they did something special from the night before, if only he could remember where he was ........

supposed to be going, "I know I am late for something somewhere", and then his cell phone rang....

It must be HUMP DAY, to bad I don't remember using it, Oh well let me..........

Get some sleep and try again tomorrow..

When he awoke he felt very refreshed and thought he would go to the local store to buy some...

beer and frozen pizza so he could go home to watch CMC...

Then picked up his fone and said "Good Morning Australia", and the guy in Australia that he had called said.....

Where the f%ckin hell have you been mate I was waiting for you to bail me out in Denton Texas?

BOOF? Is that really you ya dirty dog? You been rootin? Now get me some...

Yeah its me and I told y'all I aint never seen those twins on that FXR before let alone knew they were married

...and besides, it was their suggestion that got me into this mess in the first place...now go get a ...

steak knife!

and start the BBQ, I have just found a nice piece of road kill that used to be a ...

Russian Claw Bear! We could spice it up with some...

Texas hot sauce and .....

and a rue made from the entrails of a ...

three legged dog! Be sure to stir in some...

snake venom shandy...It adds a certain something to the ...

texture and then we're going to need...

a rather large bucket to catch it all as the 30 or so who drink it are going to...

empty their guts pretty soon after trying this shit

Maybe they should line their stomachs first with.....