A man received the following text message from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not able to get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

lol… When I first got my new smarter then me phone every time I tried to type Phoenix (the town I was working in at the minute) it would correct to phone sex. My mother was not amused with my new choice of work.

Nice,

So Bitchy you used to work in Phone Sex????

Lmaoaint life a beach,then the tide rolls in

Snort....chuckle..........shnorrttt! Love it!