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Grandpa

  • HDBeech
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    • 277 posts
    December 6, 2010 3:11 AM PST

    My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.  He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

    The guard asked,  "What's his name?"

    "Grandpa."

    The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"

    The little guy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

    "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big boobs."

  • Deleted Member
    December 6, 2010 3:22 AM PST
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  • webby
    December 6, 2010 7:09 AM PST
    WOW to funny
  • chocmintz
    • 580 posts
    December 6, 2010 8:06 AM PST
    Love it
  • RexTheRoadDog
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    • 19067 posts
    December 6, 2010 10:51 AM PST
    Wasn't me! I prefer Jack.....
  • Pnut1
    December 6, 2010 2:41 PM PST
    Smart Boy!!
  • Chaz
    • 846 posts
    December 7, 2010 2:50 AM PST
    Nice, Thanks for the chuckle
  • Deleted Member
    • 1066 posts
    December 7, 2010 12:24 PM PST
    Not me either, I like Tequila.
  • wayneh901
    December 9, 2010 4:08 AM PST
    That's a keeper
  • BOOF
    • 0 posts
    December 9, 2010 4:55 AM PST
    Like when my Mum asked whats my ex mother in law like"I said big d*cks and vodka"
  • RandyJoe
    December 9, 2010 10:58 PM PST
    That was funny...
  • GroverN57
    December 12, 2010 7:23 AM PST
    :)