February 24, 2012 12:56 AM PST
Luke, I am your tax attorney. You need to settle up with the imperial dark side taxes quick or they'll repo your light saber, your space ship, and everything else. They'll ship you off to some swamp planet like they did to Yoda for like 900 years. You'll need that telepathy crap to communicate with any creature more evolved than a snake.
February 24, 2012 1:27 AM PST
Luke, I am your Hair Dryer....
February 24, 2012 1:40 AM PST
Luke, I am your pimp... Now where's my MONEY?!?!?