Luke, I am your...........

  • March 20, 2013 11:30 AM PDT
    luke I am the biker your mother warned you about
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    March 27, 2013 11:13 AM PDT
    LUKE I AM YOUR PROCTOLOGIST...BEND OVER SON
  • April 19, 2013 4:43 AM PDT
     
  • April 19, 2013 10:44 AM PDT
    Luke i am your prostitute and yes I take it up the dark side.
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    April 26, 2013 12:20 PM PDT
    Luke I am your consciousness take a walk on the wild side.:P
    • 9 posts
    April 26, 2013 1:07 PM PDT
    Luke...grow some balls.

    Ride Free
    Tweek
  • April 27, 2013 5:52 AM PDT
     
     
  • April 27, 2013 9:25 AM PDT
    luke I am your pecker , feed me !
  • May 6, 2013 8:50 AM PDT
    luke i am your doctor,here is your medical marijuana card
  • May 6, 2013 11:27 AM PDT
    luke I am your sexy queen
  • September 10, 2013 3:28 AM PDT
    Luke... I am you're local Avon representative... What can I fix you up with today?
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    September 10, 2013 4:36 AM PDT
    Luke....... I am your therapist and your time is up see you next week.
  • September 11, 2013 7:12 AM PDT
    Luke, I am your Doctor, well, The Doctor, the definitive article you might say, and I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry, but you kissed your sister, now, don't blink or the angels will get you.... would you care for a jelly baby?
  • September 11, 2013 10:52 AM PDT
    Luke.. I am your stalker.. and I know what you did last summer!!
  • September 11, 2013 1:33 PM PDT
              luke I am your
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    September 23, 2013 2:04 PM PDT
    Luke, I am your sister...keep your hands off my buns.
  • October 15, 2013 2:03 PM PDT
    life instructor and here are your 7 rules of life
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    October 20, 2013 9:15 AM PDT
    LUKE I AM YOUR SPONSOR..HAVE A BEER YA BORING LITTLE PRICK
  • October 20, 2013 10:47 PM PDT
    luke I am your president and you must purchase OBAMA CARE
  • October 20, 2013 10:50 PM PDT
    Luke I am your guardian angel - speed up
  • October 20, 2013 10:59 PM PDT
    luke I am your government we are shutting down and you have no more funding !
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    September 4, 2017 11:09 PM PDT
    Luke, I'm your Uncle Daddy!
    • 17 posts
    September 14, 2017 2:35 AM PDT

    Luke, I am your cousin's sister's son. Yup, I'm your obscure relative.

    • 17 posts
    September 15, 2017 2:14 AM PDT

    And another one:

    Luke, I'm.. from the IRS. You damn better pay your taxes!

    Lol!

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    October 15, 2017 9:02 AM PDT

    LUKE !!..Biatch!!!