February 24, 2012 2:28 AM PST
Luke, I am your child services judge...you owe back child support on fifteen baby teddy bears.
February 24, 2012 3:40 AM PST
Luke I am your friend, now lets find Boof before he finishes that bottle
February 24, 2012 7:12 AM PST
Luke I am your friend, now lets find Boof before he finishes that bottle
Y'all know ya gotta be quicker than that DJ my darlin..
February 24, 2012 11:53 AM PST
Luke I am your Mother... used to be your father, but you'd be amazed at what you can do with a light sabre and a steady hand.
Oh Yeah...This One Above...There It Is!!!...Thats The One!!!
Luke, I am your first love and your last love.....but incest is ok as we live so far up these here mountains and all...hur hur hurdy hur hur!!!!!
February 24, 2012 12:43 PM PST
Luke, I am here to take you to the dark side and once you go dark you know what they say..................
February 25, 2012 9:21 AM PST
Luke i am your local political candidate and a vote for me is a vote for corruption and vice
February 25, 2012 9:24 AM PST
Luke, I am your Parole Officer .......... Your light saber is putting you back in the joint !!!!!!
February 28, 2012 5:24 AM PST
luke, i am your sons principle, he was caught with an ounce of ewok weed.where can i get some more of this chit
February 28, 2012 7:36 AM PST
Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!
February 28, 2012 10:01 AM PST
Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!
D'OH!
February 28, 2012 10:42 AM PST
LUKE I am your...... State Repsentive. I was wondering if you could spare a few bucks????
February 28, 2012 10:44 AM PST
LUKE I am your ..... B.P. guy I cant get in to your other pocket. Please turn to the left!
February 28, 2012 10:45 AM PST
Luke, I am your...... Insurance compony! The last wreck you had was not cover under the Death Star Coverage!!!
February 29, 2012 1:58 AM PST
Luke, I am your...........future self - come back to now to warn you not to post about yourself in a message thread called Luke I am your.....oh cr*p!!!
D'OH!
Hehehehehehehe, good one huh?
February 29, 2012 6:22 AM PST
Luke, I am your ....... Boss. And it looks like I'm going to need you to come in Saturday....
February 29, 2012 6:10 PM PST
Luke I am your proctolagist and I was wondering if you'd like to grab a coffee some time?
March 2, 2012 2:41 AM PST
Luke I am your...toilet! Now put that seat down! LOL!
March 3, 2012 4:44 AM PST
Luke I am your Puppet
March 3, 2012 4:55 AM PST
Luke, I am your Mother - Time to wake up and go to school. All this dreaming about being a Jedi is starting to worry me a bit.
March 3, 2012 8:12 AM PST
Luke, I am your.......... garbage disposal unit, YOU CANT PUT THAT DOWN HERE!!!!! Wookie fur clogs the drains!!!!!
March 3, 2012 4:42 PM PST
Luke, I am your... Imperial probe droid... now bend over!!!
March 4, 2012 7:18 AM PST
LUKE I AM YOUR UNCLE BOOF AND WHEN I SAY RUN TO THE FRIDGE AND GRAB ME A BLOODY BEER I MEAN IT
