January 22, 2010 3:10 PM PST
January 22, 2010 3:19 PM PST
Life is not just a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE !!!
January 22, 2010 9:35 PM PST
When I die bury me in the front yard with my ass sticking out so your Mother will have somewhere to park her broom when she comes to visit.
Nigtht Dragon to his last Wife
Dragon
January 22, 2010 11:31 PM PST
or - sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you!
Hey HiJInx, while on the road last summer I overheard this variation on this saying. It was said by an old guy (even older than me) talkin to the other locals at a diner
"Some days you eat chicken and some days all you have is feathers"
And once somewhere in NC a waitress once said to my friends and me "Now don't that just annoy the pee waters out of you."
January 22, 2010 11:42 PM PST
I'm as nerveous as a sparrow shitting peach pit's
My little Brother.....he is quite country
Night dragon
January 22, 2010 11:47 PM PST
Two in the chest and one in the head and you know their dead.... dont remember the name of the movie
January 23, 2010 12:24 AM PST
Better to burn out, then fade away
January 23, 2010 12:37 AM PST
Nothing ever stays the same, except the LORD! (original derived from experience)
January 23, 2010 1:11 AM PST
Growning up we had old black southern nanny that always knew when we were up to something when we got quit. She would walk into the room put her hands on her hips point them huge torpedo brest at you and say "Myyyyyyyy Loooorrrrddd it done got soooo quit in heeeere you could hear a bullweavel peeing on a cottonnn bushhhh." love ya Dublin Moose
January 23, 2010 1:27 AM PST
my favorite quote ca nt be heard, only seen, especially to a hole drivers who think a bike is not there.
February 3, 2010 4:00 PM PST
To be old and wise you had to be young and dumb
February 3, 2010 5:01 PM PST
Some days your the windshield, Some days your the bug...
RandyJoe...
...Ride Fast Safely...
February 13, 2010 11:13 AM PST
"Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tide"
Garth Brooks.
February 13, 2010 2:51 PM PST
don't tell me what you can't do, show me what you can! shitbird. - me
February 15, 2010 8:18 AM PST
changes aren't permanent,but change is.......".Tom Sawyer",by Rush.
February 15, 2010 8:32 AM PST
We never know how high we are
Till we are asked to rise
And then if we are true to plan
Our statures touch the skies - Emily Dickinson
February 15, 2010 2:05 PM PST
Broken bones, broken hearts Stripped down and torn apart A little bit of rust - I'm still runnin' Countin' miles, countin' tears Twisted roads, shiftin' gears Year after year - it's all or nothin'... Lynyrd Skynyrd
February 15, 2010 2:43 PM PST
The only thing consistant in the universe is change. Albert Einstein.
February 15, 2010 3:07 PM PST
YOUR DEAD LONGER THAN YOUR ALIVE........so enjoy.
and
May the best of last week be the worst of this week.
February 15, 2010 3:11 PM PST
Oooops! should be "you're" sorry about that. Lost the whole feeling but then when was the last time anyone read this?
That could be a Poll question.... if I knew how to post it, it would be.
February 15, 2010 11:45 PM PST
Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...........Bob Seger
February 20, 2010 3:08 PM PST
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment."
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
February 20, 2010 3:19 PM PST
Just saw this on a bumper sticker, it's a little political, but I LOVE the saying:
I'll keep my gun, my rights, and my freedom; you keep "the change."
February 20, 2010 3:27 PM PST
I have met the enemy...and they are us. - Pogo
February 22, 2010 1:54 AM PST
Saw this on a t-shirt once.........Eat right, exercise daily...Die anyway.
I'm an adult not a grown up.
My best friend is Abby Abby Normal
Some great sayings Guys.
