If you don't have one ...check one out...if you have two...turn one in.
Old Air Force saying

Old Navy ship saying.......All personnel forward report aft, All personnel aft report forward...all personnel a mid ship avoid the confusion.

Picking the lesser of two evils is still picking evil! Jerry Garcia

The world is three drinks behind! Humphrey Bogart

Old WWII B-17 saying......There we were one turning three burning, didn't think it could get any worst! The pilot told everyone to go on 100% oxygen, and can you believe it some shit farted into the oxygen system.

Never ride less than forty miles before breakfast.

"Hey...Come Pull My Finger?"

or "Smell My Finger?"

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -Mae West

No One Can Make You Feel Inferior
Without Your Consent......................Elenor Roosevelt

Hey, Remember that time when you Shut Up!

Life is NOT a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in other, body thoroughly worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO” what a ride!

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"

thanks Roaddog for the proper quote

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"A monkey in a silk suit is still a monkey " ~ Spanish proverb

If a frog had wings he wouldnt bump his arse so much...CHEERS BOOF

"Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bells...."
"We want to run a rescue shop within a yard of HELL"
Mission Statement for "Bikers for Christ" Founder-Pastor Fred Zariczny (Pastor Z) 1990

Im as fine as frog hair thankyou very much.CHEERS BOOF

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Fair dinkum..Ya shag one sheep and your branded for bloody life..

she's a bloody rippa this lil sheila..Bloods worth bottlin....CHEERS BOOF

Thats slicker then deer guts on a doorknob

Life is tough.. Its tougher when your stupid

There's only one M........................and thats FCUK- EM

A truly happy biker is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour

A setback is just a setup for a comeback.