Useless as tits on a boar hog. My Dad

Grandpa used to say... "You can't drink ALL day if you dont start before lunch...". ;~)

"**** around and **** around,Pretty soon you ain't gonna be around." dear old Mom

Sobriety: When you wake up in the morning that's the best you're going to feel all day.


Peace

"We are all given an alotted amount of time, its what we do with that time that counts' gandolf (JR Tolken)
" All those that wander are not lost" gandolf (JR Tolken)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

"Just When I Think You Said The Stupidest Thing Ever - You Just Go Right On Talking!"

cant remember where I heard it...probably on the cartoon King of the Hill I think...lol...
yeah, I watch ALL the cartoons, so much better than real crap on tv...lol...

The gods do not count against the span of a man's life the hours spent fishing.
- Hindu proverb

Whoever said that money cannot buy happiness forgot about puppies
- Some wise person some time or the other

"Do your job." Sean Payton

Not one I ever wanted to know, intimately, but...

"I'm not angry that you lied to me. I'm upset because I can never trust you again".
Friedrich Nietzsche

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. -- Unknown

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Benjamin Franklin

It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.
Thomas Jefferson

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for- Will Rogers

You had just as soon sandpaper a lion's a## as mess with me! A quote from my Dad who has now passed. He was quite the man.

May your life someday be as exciting as you make it out to be online!

(not sure who said it, I just saw it on my sons shirt)

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you are not, pretend you are. Muhammad Ali

You give up your dreams...you die.

Tweek

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.
Thomas Jefferson

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

- Albert Einstein

Belief creates the actual fact.
William James

The true measure of a man is what occupies his mind through out the day. ME

Some of my favorites

"You have enemies? Good. That means that youve stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Winston Churchill

"When you time comes to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home."
Chief Tecumseh

"See how much wood or how great a forest a tiny spak can set ablaze!"
James 3:5