Next on the Barnett-Jackson Auction from the Evel Kenevel estate, the 13th car and the motorcycle he nearly suceeded on.

I hate when my wife comes to take me home from the bar when the sun goes down

ShitI honest mate I cant find the disc lock keys anywhere

I swear occifer, I only had ti mini martoonis...

That will teach you to not leave you bike where I need to backup!

Bill was frustrated to find that the first day of the Motorcycle Safety Class consisted of driving "The Simulator"

Cameron was amazed that his Singles Ad worked so well.
Diana was great looking, funny, and really sweet. In fact, she insisted on not accepting any money for gas or parking for the concert.
Still, the entire way to the show, Cameron was wondering exactly how he was going to approach the fact that Diana had clearly misinterpreted his ad:

SWM, 45, with front row tickets to the sold-out concert on Friday seeks a SWF.
Must love motorcycles and will take it in the rear

try this one

Cletus yews all hi fallootin wid dat factree air! dam son im pressed!

Duct Tape.... A handymans secret weapon

Honestly Cletus i dont know why you felt the need to do that we live in Florida

I told you I know how you are driving my car. Now I have to reset the acceleration indicator and you have one last chance. If you fail, then you will walk forever.

Try This one...

"Harley Riders are Pussies"

Sorry guys - couldn't resist that one but before ya throw me off - how about:


"When I grow up I'll growl like a Harley and not simply purr like a kitten"

I'll admit it...Pet me right and I'll purr like a kitty....  

I only look soft and cuddly...

WHERE IS MY F!@#$%^&*())(*^%$#^*&^# BIKE AT??????? I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

" You want a peice of this?"

you didn't just mark my bike (dog).

"Fear the Cat-dana"

Try this one...

Damn new fangled ABS brakes dont work for shit!